3/31/08

Start the Week with a Laugh

The Young Businessman

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

I hope you all have a wonderful Monday!
Alex

3/28/08

Other Services

I don't know if you are all aware, but we also provide Grease Trap Pumping Services.

Call us today to set up your next pumping.
Have a great weekend,
Alex

3/26/08

This is Different??

Need to find a bathroom? Use your cell phone

By ALEX SUNDBY - Columbia News Service | Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:04 PM PDT



Trapster warns motorists about speed traps and red light cameras. (Photo courtesy of Trapster)

NEW YORK ---- On U.S. roadways, it can warn motorists that they're entering an area frequented by police eager to catch speeders.

In major metropolitan areas, it can direct lost pedestrians to the nearest subway station.

At the park, it can alert players who's "It" in a 21st-century version of tag.

Who knew that cell phones had such possibilities? As the technology for these once-humble devices advances, new applications are being developed to integrate the phones into the demands of daily life. Desperate to find a clean bathroom? The click of a few buttons can now lead you to relief.

These new applications are finalists in this year's Navteq Global Challenge, an annual contest. In the Global Challenge, now in its fifth year, software developers compete to create applications that use the Internet and Global Positioning Satellite capabilities that many cell phones now have. The final round of judging takes place between March 31 and April 2 in Las Vegas.

Many of these applications have not yet gained wide usage, and several of them depend on user input to succeed. The Trapster alert program (trapster.com), for instance, relies on real-time reports about speed traps that motorists can register from their phones.

"Everybody ---- from soccer moms to street racers to truck drivers ---- everybody wants to get alerted when there's a speed trap," said Trapster's developer, Pete Tenereillo of San Diego.

When drivers see a speed trap, they have a variety of ways to register its location. The more advanced the phone, the easier it is to submit a report. Drivers with a Nokia smartphone, for example, simply press the pound key followed by the 1 button on their phone, which sends a digital signal marking the spot. BlackBerry users have to navigate through the device's menu to tag the area, and those with older phones can dial into a computer and report the location.

These alerts remain active for an hour. (After that, it is presumed that the police car has moved to another location.) When motorists with advanced phones drive through the speed trap area, the message "Live police! Live police!" will shout from their phones, Tenereillo said. Older phones receive a text message when a new speed trap in the area is reported.

Not all cell phone applications rely on user-generated data. Developers at San Francisco-based Urban Mapping Inc. took advantage of the maps the company makes for MapQuest and the search engines Google and Yahoo! when creating its public transit map application, said Ian White, the company's chief executive.

With the application, users can find the nearest transit-system stop and get directions to it from their location. So far, developers have programmed the data with maps of 60 mass-transit systems in the United States and have plans to expand coverage into Europe. White does not expect the application to be available for cell phone users until April at the earliest.

People engaged in a search more urgent than locating the nearest bus stop might be interested in the site developed by Yojo Mobile. MizPee (mizpee.com) tracks the locations of restrooms in 20 U.S. cities. The company just launched a sister service covering six major European cities (youreapeein.com). Users can add locations and rate their cleanliness on a scale of 1-5 rolls, with 5 being a "royal flush" and 1 being a "prison toilet."

"Cleanliness, I don't think, is something you can find just by asking someone on the street," said Peter Olfe, president of Yojo, which is based in San Francisco. "It's one of those services that screams for a mobile."

So, apparently, is the game of tag. New York developer Steve Bull, chief executive of Cutlass Inc., made all players "it" in an application called Game Park. Participants use their phones to track a dot on the map on their screen, which represents the person they're supposed to find. Players earn points by coming within 50 feet of their target, which counts as a virtual tag. They must also simultaneously avoid being tagged.

"The game is a little dangerous-sounding because you're both predator and prey," Bull said. "It's not one of those wimpy screen-based games."

When the Global Challenge competition is completed, the tag and transit map programs will be available for download from where.com, a site that charges a $2.99 flat fee for access to a number of cell phone programs. The developers said they like the site because it makes the applications available for multiple cell phones.

Some Global Challenge contenders, such as Trapster and Mizpee, are already available. Both applications are free.

"Charging for this service would kill it," Trapster's Tenereillo said. "All of that data was collected by people contributing it for free."

Tenereillo has also been careful to protect the identities of Trapster's users, especially since many of them, presumably, are scofflaws. Not only does he keep users' identities a secret, but he also said his computers don't record the location of motorists as they register new speed traps, he said.

"That would be the best possible way to scare off every user I could possibly get," Tenereillo said.

Ultimately, Tenereillo would like the number of Trapster users to reach such "a critical mass" that motorists would know about all the speed traps in their area, which in turn would diminish the need for the traps.

"Most of these cops would really like people to just slow down," Tenereillo said.

Even if drivers don't live up to Tenereillo's expectations, these applications can provide cell phone users with quick, easy access to local knowledge.

"When you're looking for a toilet," said MizPee's Olfe, "proximity is of absolute importance."

3/24/08

Beijing Olympics

I found this article on Cnn.com

Beijing Olympics organizers face problem of too many squat toilets
BEIJING, China (AP) -- Among all the protests, pollution concerns and talk of boycotts surrounding the Beijing Olympics, a more basic problem has arisen for organizers: the toilets.
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Organizers say it would be difficult to change every squat toilet in the 37 venues, 31 of which are in Beijing.

At the more than 30 test events held by organizers, the presence of squat toilets at many of the new and renovated venues has drawn frequent complaints.

"We have asked the venues to improve on this, to increase the number to sit-down toilets," Yao Hui, deputy director of venue management for the Beijing organizers, said Wednesday. "Many people have raised the question of toilets."

The issue came up again over the weekend when the San Diego Padres played the Los Angeles Dodgers at the new Olympic baseball venue. The portable toilets trucked in were of the style used widely in Asia, but rarely in the West.

Yao suggested it would be difficult to change every permanent toilet in the 37 venues, 31 of which are in Beijing. So he said the focus would be on satisfying three groups of visitors: athletes, journalists and the Olympic family, meaning primarily VIPs.

He said renovation was underway at the three most striking venues for the Olympics, the 91,000-seat "Bird's Nest" National Stadium, the "Water Cube" and the National Indoor Stadium. He said most of the toilets there "should be" the sit-down style.

Beijing is expecting about 500,000 foreigners to attend the August 8-24 games.

"Most of the Chinese people are used to the squat toilet, but nowadays more and more people demand sit-down toilets," Yao said. "However, it will take some time for this transition."

Beijing is reported to be spending at least $40 billion on the venues and related infrastructure, all designed to feature a modern country that has grown in three decades to a political and economic powerhouse.

"I believe the Olympic games will be a great opportunity for us to speed up this transition," Yao said. "I believe the situation will get better and better."


3/21/08

Happy Easter


We just wanted to wish everyone a happy Easter. I hope the bunny brings you lots of goodies.
Alex

3/19/08

Interesting Article

Check out Number 14!!!

Did You Know These Jobs Exist?

By Rachel Zupek, CareerBuilder.com
Do you ever wonder whose job it is to do some of the less desirable things in life? If you think about it, there’s a job doing almost anything, no matter how exciting, disgusting or just plain weird it may seem.

For example, remember when you stuck your wad of gum underneath the seat of a roller coaster so you wouldn’t choke? That sticky mess didn’t just disappear – a gum buster scraped it off, using a special steaming tool that removes gum stuck to various surfaces.

Think about all those times your golf ball didn’t make it over the water. Did you think the fish ate them? Nope, a golf ball diver, who scours the depths of bodies of water on golf courses to find lost golf balls to refinish and resell, got it.

Many Americans dominate the corporate working world, but don’t forget about those who took the road less traveled. Through photography in her books, “Odd Jobs” and “Odder Jobs,” Nancy Rica Schiff portrays people working jobs you probably won’t find in the Sunday classifieds.

They aren’t your run-of-the-mill doctors, lawyers and the like. Some are simple, some complex; some are common, some one in a million – but one thing’s for sure – they are all (extremely) unusual.

Here are 20 odd jobs portrayed in Rica Schiff’s books.

1. Breath odor evaluator
What they do: Odor judges smell nasty morning breath or breath “insulted” with strong scents, like garlic or coffee. They rate the breath on a scale from one to nine, one being the worst. To test odor-reducing products like gum or mouthwash, they smell the breath again and assign it a new rating.

2. Diener
What they do: Prepare cadavers for the pathologist before autopsies are performed in hospitals.

3. Ribbon candy puller
What they do: After a heated combination of sugar, corn syrup, water and coloring agent has cooled, batches of different colors are laid out side by side. Someone then pulls the candy thin until it’s about an inch wide. The final product is a multicolored hard candy.

4. Ocularist
What they do: In short, they paint artificial eyes. It sounds easier than it is, since as with real eyes, no two are exactly the same.

5. Flatulence smell-reduction underwear maker
What they do: Create underwear that protects against bad human gas for people who suffer from gastrointestinal problems. The underwear is made with various materials and filters to help remedy hydrogen sulfide gases, the main offender in foul smells.

6. Beer tester
What they do: Taste – and spit out – beer all day to approve new and existing flavors.

7. Crack filler
What they do: Using a silicone sealant, they repair the wear and tear inflicted on monumental structures, like Mount Rushmore.

8. Ball tester
What they do: Assess basketballs, footballs, volleyballs and soccer balls for air-retention, inflation, roundness, weight and reboundability.

9. Video game tester
What they do: For eight hours a day, five days a week, a group of males and females of all ages play video games. They repeat levels, games and characters, looking for any bugs and/or glitches in the software.

10. Tampon tester
What they do: Check all sizes of tampons for absorbency and cord strength in accordance with Food and Drug Administration standards. Most testers check up to 125 pieces per day.

11. Gold reclaimer
What they do: Scour old teeth for fillings, melting the gold from them with broken gold jewelry into tiny gold pellets, which are then resold to jewelers.

12. Dog sniffer
What they do: Once a week, they analyze the odor of dogs' breath to test the effect of the animals' diet on their teeth. Breath is graded on a scale of zero to 10 and is categorized as sweaty, salty, musty, fungal or decaying.

13. Potato chip inspector
What they do: Search for overcooked or clumped chips to discard as they come down the assembly line.

14. Porta-potty servicer
What they do: Like regular restrooms, portable toilets need maintenance, too. Once a week, service workers clean these single-stall facilities to achieve certain standards of sanitation.

15. Barbie dress designer
What they do: Fashion designers at Mattel Toys, the company behind Barbie, create hundreds of new styles for Barbie and her ever-expanding entourage.

16. Wax figure maker
What they do: Mold wax to create figures, often for, but not limited to, the human form. Figures are often made in the likeness of people who have achieved historical or celebrity recognition.

17. Safecracker
What they do: When combinations are lost or forgotten, safecrackers use their ears and fingers to open the safe.

18. Wig maker
What they do: Put simply, they make wigs, but the process is anything but simple. First, wig makers create a plastic model of the wearer’s head and hairline, and then they transfer the mold onto a padded canvas similar to the client’s general head size, covering it with wig lace. Using a needle, they knot and pull thousands of hairs, one by one, through the mesh cap. Once all the hairs are in place, the wig is styled to the wearer’s preference.

19. Paper towel sniffer
What they do: Paper towel manufacturers prefer their products to be odorless before, during and after their use. Naturally, paper towel sniffers ensure that once a paper towel is used, there is no noticeable scent.

20. Foley artist
What they do: Use whatever they can find to create and record the noises used to make the sound effects in films, like heavy footsteps, rolling thunder or creaking doors.

Rachel Zupek is a writer and blogger for CareerBuilder.com. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues.

3/17/08

Happy St. Patty's Day

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Go drink some green beer!
Sláinte,
Alex

3/14/08

Parades

This weekend is big for St. Patrick's Day Parades. If you are in New York, Connecticut or Washington DC, be sure to look for our toilets.
Enjoy,
Alex

3/12/08

Wedding Season

Do you hear bells in the air? That is because wedding season is finally here!!

Remove some stress from your wedding planning, by hiring A Royal Flush to provide the restrooms. You can be assured that we provide luxury restrooms at the highest level of service. We offer everything from flushing portable toilets to high end restroom trailers. You can visit our site to view all of our trailers and the various interiors we offer.

Call our offices (877-234-6545) today and reserve your restrooms. You will be so glad it is out of the way!
Good Luck,
Alex

Sorry for the Interruption

I have been out of the office since last week, so I have been unable to post anything new. But no worries, I am back now!
Alex

3/5/08

Pumper & Cleaner Expo Review

As I said on Monday, last week was the Pumper Show in Kentucky, which is one of the largest events in our industry. Here are some highlights from the show. As usual, all of our current vendors were there.

Satellite Industries, who we buy most of our portables from.

Del Vel Chem Company, who provides some of our chemicals.


ACSI, who provides most of our restroom trailers.

There was a lot of new equipment on display this year too. One of the most interesting new products at the show, was the Kros.This is a four man urinal that is very popular over in Europe. The purpose of this is to remove men from the regular portable toilet lines. This eliminates most of the backups that you find at the restrooms at an event. I don't know if the US is totally ready for this yet, but it would be wonderful at road races and concerts!

Another highlight was the entertainment. This year, Jeff Foxworthy, did a free show for convention visitors. One of our owners, Debbie Russo, went to the show and said it was hysterical.
But still, the best part of the whole show, is the freebies that every booth gives away. According to my sources, they were really good this year. The top freebies were golf tees, drink cozies and of course, candy!

I hope that anyone who went to the show had a good time and those who didn't, got some information from this. Be sure to let me know what you think.
Alex

3/3/08

Pumper Show


The Pumper & Cleaner show was last week in Kentucky. I am putting all my information together now and I will post some of the highlights on Wednesday. Be sure to check in!
Alex