6/30/08

News Article

Here is another bad story about portable toilets. Unfortunately, that is all I seem to find in the news lately. Thankfully, this wasn't one of our toilets!

CANNED! A Port-A-Potty posse beats up a security guard

Three thugs forced their way into a Lombardy Street parking lot on June 22, confining the security guards in a portable toilet and beating them mercilessly with the butt of a handgun.

The foul encounter started when a female accomplice asked one of the guards for directions at around 3:25 am. When the guard said he didn’t know the way, three male crooks forced pushed through a gate and into lot, which is near the corner of Gardner Avenue, hard against the Newtown Creek.

Once inside, one of the crooks smashed the guard in the face with a handgun, then locked him in a portable toilet. The thugs then ambushed another guard, pistol-whipping him three times in the face before dragging him to the movable ’loo.

“Where’s the stuff!” one of the armed crooks demanded, but the guards couldn’t fork over the bounty the crooks were seeking.

Then the villains ordered the guards to take off their clothes.

One of the guards couldn’t disrobe quickly enough to please his captors, and was struck on the back of the head with the handgun.

The thugs then brought the undressed guards into the parking lot and smashed their personal and work phones on the ground. Before leaving with just $35, the thugs ordered the guards to lay on the ground and count to 50.

6/27/08

It's Friday!! Yeah!!

I found this online and it is hysterical.

Mistakes on a resume

These are from actual resumes:

"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.

"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."

"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."

"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."

"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."

"Number of dependents: 40."

"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."

RESUME BLOOPERS:

"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:

"Responsibility makes me nervous."

"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."

"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches."

"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers."

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:

"While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility."

"I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."

SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:

"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

"My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."

"I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant."

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES:

"Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep."

PERSONAL INTERESTS:

"Donating blood. 14 gallons so far."

SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:

"Education: College, August 1880-May 1984."

"Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse."

"Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget."

"I'm a rabid typist."

"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation."

I hope you enjoyed that. Have a wonderful weekend.
Alex

6/25/08

6/23/08

Another Fire

Rancho Cordova Little League calls for help after blaze destroys gear.

By Deb Kollars

Published 12:00 am PDT Sunday, June 22, 2008
Story appeared in METRO section, Page B3

With a major tournament coming, the Rancho Cordova Little League is facing a crisis.

A fire in three portable toilets Friday spread to a steel equipment shed and destroyed the bulk of the league's gear and equipment.

On Saturday, volunteers worked amid high temperatures and unpleasant fire fumes to clean the mess at Ahlstrom Park. The park is next to Cordova Lane Elementary School in Rancho Cordova, near Zinfandel Drive and Cordova Lane.

Volunteers will continue the job of filling dumpsters, cleaning and painting today.

Bats, balls, bases, gloves, catcher and umpire gear, electronic sound and scoreboard equipment, a pitching machine, coolers, a barbecue grill, fencing, banners and team memorabilia were among the many items destroyed in the blaze, said Dennis Lanantia, president of the league.

A riding lawn mower survived. Overall, about 90 percent of the league's property was lost, with a value of $15,000 to $20,000, he said.

The 37 teams in the league had just finished the season and turned in all their gear, which was housed in the locked shed.

"Everything we had was stored in this storage shed," Lanantia said. Some of the destroyed items are irreplaceable, such as pennants from past seasons.

The fire has created a large and urgent problem: Rancho Cordova Little League is putting on a tournament June 30 through July 14 involving hundreds of players and somehow needs to replace all the gear and equipment before then.

One of the most immediate needs is a 30-foot storage shed because the existing one is so filthy and badly damaged, said Kristy Elder, the league's player agent and tournament director.

"We really need people to support our kids," she said. "They're just devastated."

Lanantia said league leaders suspect the fire was deliberately set in at least one of the portable toilets, possibly by several teenagers seen by parents in the vicinity around 3:30 p.m. Friday.

Steve Cantelme, assistant chief of the Sacramento Metropolitan Fire District, said the fire is not being investigated as arson as of Saturday.

"It is under investigation as a suspicious fire," Cantelme said. But typically, he said, fires in portable toilets tend to be deliberately set, often by teens. Portables do not have their own power or ignition source, he noted.

"Lighting portable toilets on fire has been an age-old problem," he said. "I have never experienced one that wasn't arson."

Lanantia and Elder said the community has already begun to pitch in by cleaning and replacing items, but the league has a long way to go.

To make a donation or for more information, call Elder at (916) 821-4127 or go to www.rcll.org.

6/20/08

Emergency

Due to an incident involving my laptop and a spilled drink, I am posting by Blackberry today! Keep my laptop in your prayers and hopefully I will be back up on Monday! Have a great weekend!
Alex

6/16/08

What is Wrong With People??

Naked Man Rescued From Porta-Potty

Man Called 911 From The Toilet's Holding Tank; Rescue Workers Had To Cut Him Out

LEBANON, Pa., June 6, 2008


Police say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter got drunk, got naked and then got stuck in a portable toilet. (iStockphoto)


(AP) Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.

Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, Pa., used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say Hunter had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."

Police charged Hunter with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They say he didn't suffer any serious injuries.

6/13/08

Happy 50th

We would like to extend a Happy 50th Anniversary to the New York Road Runners, one of our oldest customers.
Happy Running,
Alex

Happy Father's Day

Don't forget to remember your father and grandfathers this weekend. Shh, don't tell, but mine's getting a new grill (which he will use to feed me.) I love how these holidays work!
Have a great weekend,
Alex

6/11/08

Reasons to be thankful

that you are not from Iowa:

Residents in Decorah reminded to not flush toilets


People who have water standing in their basement in the low lying area in Decorah are reminded to not flush their toilets as this will only buck up into the home.

In response, Decorah officials have set up to portable toilets at the basketball court on Fifth Avenue as well as on the corner of Winneshiek Avenue and Fifth Street.

People who have homes that were flooded and it has receded, you may flush an upstairs toilet and watch your floor drain to be certain that the system is working, officials say.


Hopefully they will get everything squared away soon. This is some crazy weather that we are having!
Happy Wednesday,
Alex

6/9/08

New Landing Page

Check out our new landing page. It is dedicated to special events and restroom trailer rentals. Be sure to tell us what you think.

6/6/08

Great News!

I got in! Thanks for keeping your fingers crossed for me. I know that is what did it! I am so excited and I can't wait to run in the NYC Marathon (and use some of A Royal Flush's luxurious portable toilets!)
Have a Great Weekend,
Alex

6/4/08

Cross Your Fingers

Today is the big day!! It is the drawing for the 2000 lottery positions for the New York City Marathon. Basically, you have to qualify to run the marathon. Everyone who doesn't qualify gets put into a lottery. I am one of the thousands of people that are pooled into that lottery, hoping to get picked. By midnight tonight, they will have picked the 2000 spots, so keep your fingers, eyes and toes crossed all day for me. That may make it difficult to work, but I know your boss will understand!
Thanks,
Alex